Hello person. We're taking a survey, please enter your name in this handy box below every time you visit (no Howarders...silly).
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
08:41 p.m.
Hollie: That message you're talking about, I know who wrote it! It was this dude named Silas Lamb from Ancaster High. I saw him at a party last Friday, and he said when he was searching for the Balls Johnson website on Yahoo, ours came up because I mentioned them once in a blog. Pretty nutty eh? And, I'm not sure if you know or not, but TImmy got into Humber, so he's going there now. Slick eh?
Ya....so, hopefully tonight I'm going to get drunk off my ass and make out with multiple females...but you and I both know that isn't going to happen. Anyways, I want to go for coffee soon, so get your asses in gear!
Posted By: AK
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
08:17 p.m.
yay, laura blogged! on the subject of dinner, i have ribs stuck in my teeth. double gross.
i worked 6 hours at the store today. would you believe that's the longest shift i've EVER worked there?? lol. but i had lots of visitors. al, jenn, hollie, paul jerome, and christine and daryl came in that order. woo!
i also love you ak. hang in there sweetie!
that's all i have to say
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
06:46 p.m.
Everyone always blogs about how howard is dying, yet, in essence isnt that keeping him alive?
Howard isnt dying, its just that we all have more time to check for updates.
I can still taste the garlic bread i had for dinner. gross. i also started typing in non-caps. wooo no caps!
Dan: when are you going to upload your stuff on aucella?
Cottage was fun. Alcoholic adventures for all.
Posted By: Laura
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
02:22 p.m.
i love when we get intelligent responses from the visitor survey:
'This is one of the weirdest sites I ve ever seen blog?! what
the hell?! Balls Johnson rules Satin Island also some rulage ps why
Howard? why Blog? why????'
we also got it a whopping 3 times. thanks dude.
ak, i love you.
kelly sang awesome on american idol last night. i'm so happy.
Posted By: hollie
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
01:57 p.m.
Just a fore-warning people: Jules and I are done. I thought I'd tell you all here, and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring it up with me. I'd rather not talk about it at all...it's a little painful. Thanks.
Posted By: AK
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
12:01 p.m.
last night, i had a dream that john sicilia blogged on this page. laura also blogged, which is a minor miracle. i think jane is dead.
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
11:06 a.m.
jessica you are a SLUT and a LIAR!
Posted By: NOT jenn and crystal
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 -
02:24 a.m.
West-coast.
Ya...what's new peoples? Uhm...ya. I'm really motherfuckin' tired right now. I went to see the Promise Ring tonight with Jimmy Eat World. Not a bad show, but TPR could've played a bit better. The played a bunch of sketchy mellowish-slowish tunes from "Wood/Water"....not the stuff that you'd want to hear live, but it was still worth my $18. I even got Coulter to buy a beer for me so I could drink without sneaking into the 19+ area. Damn feds all over the place.
So after the show, Jenn came over & I gave her a quick drum lesson, then we drank some tea and chilled for a bit until I drove her ass home. However, on my drive back I ran into none other than Mr. Greg Ebberhard, and invited him, Paul & Bueller (sp?) over to my crib to hang for a bit to keep me up while I wait for Jules to call. She didn't call...not that I'm surprised or anything, so ya....that's my evening.
And lastnight, after the ETX show at the Casbah, Holmes puked in my living room...heh...what a guy! Anyways, that's all for now crew....peace out.
Posted By: AK
Tuesday, July 30, 2002 -
08:07 p.m.
howard's definately dying. something needs to be done. but what?? blahhhhhhhhhhhh. oh, and jenn and crystal admitted to being the shit disturbers. "how did you guys figure out that it was us??" "ummm hollie told you guys the password?" ".....oh"
bloop bloop. i was going to go over to mike's and interupt him and hollie's quality time to swim, but i just ate dinner and now i don't feel like swimming. my air conditioned house is nice. i'm going to see eight legged freaks tonight with adam. i'm a bit skeptical about it, i hope its worthwhile...
knit knit knit!
Posted By: jess
Tuesday, July 30, 2002 -
02:06 a.m.
Long live Conan O'Brian!
Posted By: AK
Monday, July 29, 2002 -
03:38 p.m.
i'm...so...HUNGRY!!! hopefully mike will be here soon because we're making pizza's tonight for our anniversary. i'm a fag and tried to make the kitchen look italian. it didn't really work because all that i put on the kitchen table was my candle that i made from a perrier bottle with all the wax melted down. boo-urns.
yay. jess the slut is back. i'm sad that you guys didn't call me, or that i couldn't come up like crystal did. for shame.
blah blah, howard is dying. and we need to put bios up! dear lord!! dan? you're the bum, start making the backgrounds. i would, but i suck at graphics, plus i don't have adobe photoshop or anything similar on my computer.
"doctors will use onomatopoeia to rename all medical conditions. diarrhea will be known as 'buggety blat blat ver slatch.'"
Posted By: hollie
Sunday, July 28, 2002 -
08:04 p.m.
well, i'm back! i hope everybody missed me and lola dear. crystal came up last minute at like midnight on friday and stayed until this morning at like 7 so she could catch her shift at the safari at 1. it was tons of fun! and we drank all the alcohol that we brought, plus all the rio grande beers jenn had in the fridge. and me and jenn finished the backs of our sweaters. woo!
my eyes hurt. and my face feels very very dry. is anything going on this week? are we EVER going to go for howard coffee?? because i think we should. and get those bios up. yup yup yup. i'm done, i'm going to go find something to do now. blooop!
Posted By: jess
Saturday, July 27, 2002 -
01:36 p.m.
Well, I saw the long-awaited for Austin Powers 3: Goldmember. And while it had a terrible plot, the jokes and schemes within made up for more than its share. Cameos were shameless and hilarious: Tom Cruise, Gweneth Paltrow, Danny De Vito, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Nathan Lane, Katie Curik(sp?)[with mustaches]. There are probably more that I am forgetting, but it was incredible, nonetheless. If I spoiled somethings for you, too bad.
It was an enjoyable movie. Anyhoo. Carly had a bash here last night... hahah. LIke 5 people were here. It was 12.00AM when I came home, and I was expecting to not be able to park near my house. Nay. Two cars lay in the drive-way. Hahah. It's funny when Carly tries to be cool. So very funny. Anyway. Hollie smells, and AK is a Goddess.
Posted By: Dan-o
Saturday, July 27, 2002 -
12:54 p.m.
guh....I'm sooo tired. I got home at about 4:30am lastnight from Jenny's place....long live naked hottubbing!
Before that, I was at this somewhat crappy party at a girl named Lindsay's house, where I met up with a fellow named Silas from Ancaster High. He said he's read this fine site of ours before because it mistakenly came up on Yahoo when he was searching for the old Balls Johnson website. I must say, he was in for a pleasant surprise....
Today I'm skipping Commisso's to go to the Hillside Festival in Guelph to see Bullfrog feat. Kid Koala, The Weakerthans, The Constantines & By Divine Right. I probably should head up to Wanakita, since I now have the chance, but I just don't feel like returning to that evil hellhole. Nothing good could come form my visit there.
Peace in the Middle East.
Posted By: AK
Friday, July 26, 2002 -
10:49 a.m.
YEAH! Cottage time. Hollie sucks.
Posted By: Laura
Friday, July 26, 2002 -
11:12 a.m.
i'm bored! i have an hour to kill before we leave for the cottage and for some reason i packed alot faster then i expected to. or finished packing....blah. i want to make muffins. but we don't have bananas, and they're banana muffins. which means i'd have to go to fortinos which i don't have time to do! dammit.....
wonderland was fun yesterday. adam's brother may be more flamboyant than james. it was kind of scary. we went on some kiddie rides as well as the roller coasters, and i honestly think i enjoyed most of them more than the big rides! probably just because that's all i ever go on, it gets kind of boring after awhile.....the great whale of china was fun. i highly recommend it! lol
anywho, i'm going to call jenn now and see if i have to knit any more before we leave, so good bye until sunday or monday howarders! i'll pray for at least ONE entry while i'm gone.
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 25, 2002 -
11:35 p.m.
Jess: No, Jules is at camp until Sunday night, then I think she leaves for Africa on the following Thursday. Damn moderately wealthy people and their safaris...
Ya...so...all I've been doing is working, and getting lectured about the "dangers of marijuana" by my dad. I swear he thinks I'm some sort of hardcore delinquiunt/drug addict. He leaves tomorrow evening for the cottage though, so I have 2 weeks to myself here at home, which should be stellar. And I bought the new Stevie Williams pro DC shoes today....they're freaking sweet. That's it. Word out.
Posted By: AK
Thursday, July 25, 2002 -
11:17 p.m.
jane and i just went out for east side marios salads. mmmm. they were delicious. except our waitress was a liza minelli look alike who never came to check on us, or bring us our food, (and when she did she brought me a diet coke. twice. ick.) then, out of nowhere she started talking about how she was on a slimfast diet. it was weird.
and now we're bored. well i am. and i was playing around with her webcam. i want one so badly. if you want to see the pictures i took, click here.
Posted By: hollie
Thursday, July 25, 2002 -
08:06 a.m.
i'm excited. adam's mom's company picnic is at wonderland today so we get to go for free and get some free food too. fun!
ummmm laura, stine might come with us but she was supposed to call me sometime today and i forgot about the whole i won't be home all day thing so she might call you or jenn instead ok?? andddd um do we need to buy food or anything? or alcohol? anywho, i'll call when i get home, hopefully it won't be too late...
i'm glad you had fun at the cottage ak. is julie in africa yet??
dan, you're a slut. but a nice slut who said he'd host a picture for me. i like sluts.
and i miss jane. jane should come back back back! don't be a recluse like erin!!
hehe, oh i forgot hollie. hollie's a giant slut who's pretending to be poverty-stricken and i hate her. that's all.
and on that note, i'm done my blog for today. have a nice day!
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 24, 2002 -
08:25 p.m.
BOO!
I havent updated b/c the password never worked for me (and yes I know what it is). It worked now (as you can see). YEAH! I think this computer is dying.
Dear Dan, thanks for the pasta as it was scrumptious. Hospitals make you hungry.
They're still not quite sure whats wrong with Mark but they think it may just be a bug so he's fine. Better than his roomate who has just had surgery and hasnt been given morphine all day. It was strange sitting there, reading/watching tv/bugging mark when on the other side of a curtain some grown man is moaning (oh god...please...oh god...the pain...my god.... uggghhhhh). I hope they give him something QUICK or else I dont think my brother is going to get much sleep.
Do you know they make you pay for your TV?! Insane! Luckily ours worked (except for sound but then we brought headphones and vola!) regardless. Anyways he'll probably be out tommorrow.
YEAH FOR COTTAGE!
And Hollie you have to come. You're going to spend more money staying home than sequestered in a cottage. We'll bring up a ton of food (so little grocercies). COME! Or jess and I will collectively kick your ass.
Posted By: Laura
Wednesday, July 24, 2002 -
07:02 p.m.
Poor Howie. He's dying, and it's because Laura is at work and Jane is dead. I wish Jane was alive right now. Then this page would be full o'blogs.
How sad.
Posted By: Dan
Wednesday, July 24, 2002 -
03:37 p.m.
Word.
The cottage was fun. Lots of Sea-Dooing, but the lake was too rough for wakeboarding, unfortunately. I miss that sport. Also, when I was gone I missed a call from Jules which sucks...who calls home at 11pm on Sunday night? Ah well....that's life I guess. I have nothing else to report on...less than a week until the Promise Ring show! Booyea!
Posted By: AK
Tuesday, July 23, 2002 -
11:37 p.m.
hmm. i hope the movie was good tonight hollie. i'm sorry our flat tire kept us from enjoying your company (and yelling at you for not wanting to spend the weekend with us, SLUT). bloop bloop! we went to demetre's afterwards though, and had yummy dessert. yumm.
that's all i have to say. g'nite.
Posted By: jess
Tuesday, July 23, 2002 -
05:18 p.m.
jess, you can get pierced in 8 gauge, just not with plugs initially. with rings, like your brother did. my nape is so nice! i could sleep on it and everything, and it hasn't gotten irritated at all! but it's only been a day. but still, usually the first night is the worst. mike's labret makes him look hot. i'm happy.
also, why didn't you just borrow miss wyoming from me. i own it. silly slut.
i don't think i'm coming to the cottage, seeing as i have a whole of 8 dollars to go with. and jenn: yes i'm still on for august, but possibly a piercing rather than a tattoo seeing as i haven't gotten mine designed yet. we'll see though. :)
Posted By: hollie
Tuesday, July 23, 2002 -
12:51 a.m.
bloop bloop. hollie, i hope you guys had fun in toronto. it basically stopped raining when you guys left so it probably wasn't as bad as it could've been? i wanna see everyone's piercings, though i was very confused about daryl. can you even get pierced in 8 gauge? and can you get pierced in plugs? AND does christine know this? because last time the subject came up, i distinctly remember her stating how much she HATES them! lol. oh, and are you coming to the cottage? you HAVE to. if you don't i'll cry. ooh. and i think you have my blanket? or does jane?? i want it.....
bios bios bios!!
i got "miss wyoming" by douglas coupland out of the library today. i initially intended to get some children's/young adult novels because well, they're more fun, but shitty ancaster library had nothing i wanted. so then i just went for the first recognizable book i saw. its not bad so far, i have to say...
jane hasn't blogged in awhile.......jane jane where are you?? did you drown in the wave pool?
Posted By: jess
Monday, July 22, 2002 -
03:20 p.m.
dammit. it's raining. today is our piercing extravaganza in tdotoyeah. and despite everyone telling me that i will look like frankenstein if i do this, i AM getting my nape pierced. so far jane, jess, dan, johnny, sean, ryan and chris have told me not to do it. oh well, i'll show you suckas!
as well, daryl is getting 8 gauge plugs, and mike is getting his labret pierced. this should be fun. i'm so excited. and i made sandwiches again!! hopefully mike will actually eat one this time.
jess - have you ever made meraingue(sp?), as in lemon meraingue? i made paul a lemon meraingue pie today, but upon testing the meraingue, i decided that i might try my luck at it again because it tasted like shit. you could still taste the egg in it. but i thought my consistency was good when i put it on top of the pie. oh well. my family is going to eat it now. and hopefully they all die.
Posted By: hollie
Sunday, July 21, 2002 -
08:50 p.m.
Word.
This weekend was decent. Back to back parties at Scotty's place, lots of marijuana, and even a funk jam lastnight to boot. It was stellar. Anyways, since I have 2 days off of work in a row, I have decided to go to my cottage until Wednesday morning. I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I will be on my Sea-Doo the whole time...it will rock. But for now, I must go to a "Van Party". Word.
Posted By: AK
Sunday, July 21, 2002 -
05:42 p.m.
bloop. i had fun last night. except everyone left early, and i was stuck with pukey mcpuke for 3 more hours. we think he got food poisoning from the swiss chalet we ate earlier, because mike didn't stop throwing up until 4:30am. and he was in intense pain. he passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
oooh. and apparently i hit on sean. hehe. i was so drunk. i'm sorry seano. but you know what they say. 'once you go smelly mexican italian, you never go back'
i think that some people should shut up. i'm so annoyed right now.
we have good chocolate chip cookies. i think i'll go get a few.
Posted By: hollie
Sunday, July 21, 2002 -
02:48 p.m.
i'm soooo freaking bored. i have a half hour before i have to go to work still, i've done absolutely NOTHING today besides watch trading spaces (ugh) and go to the library, only to find it closed. i hate sundays, why must the whole world shut down every 7 days??
so so, last night was fun. adam had WAY too much to drink much too quickly, and spent the latter half of the night hanging over the patio throwing up into the host's garden. tsk tsk. actually, i threw up as well (as usual) but i didn't do that until about 5:00am in the comfort of my own washroom. i think we got laura pretty drunk too, fun fun. long island iced teas are delicious!
there are 17 people "online" on my icq. ALL of them are either of away or n/a. honestly, i think people are abusing this privelege!! alright, i've had enough of this
Posted By: jess
Saturday, July 20, 2002 -
01:22 p.m.
Where is everyone? I'm so bored. Ug.
Man, I'm going to be having a new website.... yay.
I've been hosted by a lady named Cydele, at aucella.net. What a nice lady. I will inform you all when she's ready!
AK's a drunk, and I love it.
Posted By: Dan
Saturday, July 20, 2002 -
12:44 a.m.
oh, and if anyone would like to help me figure out how to link the picture properly onto my pitas page, PLEASE do so. well, i did all the linking. but it doesn't work. boo.
Posted By: jess
Friday, July 19, 2002 -
08:37 p.m.
i'm booooooooored! and i don't know what i'm doing tonight. i'm waiting for people to call me. i HATE waiting for people to call me. blah blah blah
last night and today, adam and i watched the godfather 1 and 2. they were pretty good. (it was strange seeing al pacino so young though, when was that movie made??). and now adam says he wants to go see road to perdition or whatever tonight, which is also about a mobster. you'd think he'd get sick of it after awhile....?
ok. people are calling me now so i'm finished!
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 18, 2002 -
01:19 a.m.
Ya Hallz...you're right. I'll tell you all an entertaining tale about how motherfuckin' drunk I was on Saturday night. I'm talking just about as drunk as I was at you're first party. But, somehow I remember most of it.
Ya, so I got to this changeover party at about 10:30ish and Jules said she helped carry my drunk ass home at about 1. Just a sidenote, but these changeover parties are freaking nuts. There's usually about 150 people there, all super freaking drunk, it's in the middle of the woods, it resembles a Woodstock tent city, and there's a bong company called "Chills" that shows up at every one with a merchandise booth and bongs for people to try out (aka free weed).
Anyways, I drank 2 beers, smoked about...4....sessions, (not counting the cab we hotboxed on the way to the site),and drank an entire mickey of Southern Comfort - straight from the bottle - in about 2 hours. I was retarded. First I beatboxed for a few of the guys on staff that are fairly decent rappers/freestylers, and that was super fun. Then, when I was more fucked, about 5 or 6 of us drunkards got together and formed what was known as "Stoner's Corners" because we were the only ones who still wanted to get fucked. The only problem was that we were all too whacked to roll a joint. Trying to save the day, I decided to try and roll even though I was the most drunk out of everyone. I proceeded to rip the paper and lose the weed. We literally were in tears...like we were *this* close to crying. So, I then came up with the bright idea to eat the weed. I ate the remainder of me weed...which was almost a 20 bag....they thought I was a freak.
After that tomfoolery, I heard that Julie showed up and stumbled aroundto find her. On my way, I stopped to take a leak, but I did up my belt on the first hole instead of the 4th one that it's usually on, so my pants kept falling down and I couldn't figure out why. When I found Julie, my pants fell down, I "hugged" her, and then I proceeded to collapse on the ground in front of her and puke on her Birkenstocks.
Her and someone else ended up saving me from almost falling asleep beside a puddle of my own vomit, and shouldered me home, whilst I puked along the way. She also kept pulling up my pants along the way...that's how I know she loves me. Who else would shoulder some gross drunk idiot home, pulling up his pants the entire way, strip him down, and tuck him into bed without putting up a fuss? (Note: she didn't really talk to me the next morning besides telling me how fucked up I was & if I remembered anything.)
I puked 3 times the following morning. That's 3 more times than at Hollie's house. And I also didn't fool around with Jane this time either!
I can't remember who paid for the cab-ride home....when I find out, they're getting a cheque for $4 in the mail!
Posted By: Ack
Wednesday, July 17, 2002 -
03:20 p.m.
oh man, i just watched a news clip of allen iverson's mom telling off all the news reporters. she's a badass motherfucker. which is probably where her son got it from.
AK! whoo! you're back! tell us some crazy stories! we need to liven this place up!
canada's wonderland was fun, and no jess, we didn't find anyone else to go with us. you stupid slut. but it was still super fun. i got a bad headache from top gun though. blerg. but we managed to go on every single rollercoaster, (dragon fire twice), plus cliffhanger, drop zone, the skyflyer (the bungee jumping thing), and another one that i can't remember. the lines were so good! i couldn't believe it. we were there for about 8 hours, and went on like 15 rides. plus we took a lunch break. isn't that insane? usually you wait in line for 3 hours for top gun, but the line started after the SECOND hanger. my head was exploding. and the bungee jumping was so good because tyler is like 6'6, 250 pounds, so he weighed us down tons. hehe, we fell fast.
tonight i'm going out for dinner with my aunt and mom. blarg.
JENN: i'll get back to you. i haven't fully decided what i'm going to do that weekend yet.
Posted By: hollie
Wednesday, July 17, 2002 -
01:37 a.m.
Thanks for all the enthusiasm Jess! I'm glad to see someone actually gives a rat's ass that I'm home.
Anyways, today was action-packed and full of adventure. After rolling out of bed at around 12:30, I decided to attempt to eat breakfast (or lunch...whatever you want to call it) and actually succeeded. You see, after returning from a turbulant 2 weeks at camp, I had lost most of my appatite, and it's a good thing that I can actually eat now.
So after lunchfast, I went to the bank and got a new student bank account. Who knew that the "Leo the Lion" account at RBC runs out when you're 19 years old? The lady at the bank tried to convince me to get a credit card and it almost worked, but I think it would be a good idea to think it through a little bit more. Ya, so then I went to my grandparent's house for dinner which was nice. Real food is yummy.
My dad and I stopped off at the mall on the way home, and he bought me a new stereo to take to school with me. And no, I'm not spoiled. It's one of those sweet-ass micro-systems, and it has a 5 disc changer, which is key. I'm happy that I have a shiny, new, amazing sounding system now.
After I set it up, I went to see "Mr. Deeds" with Hanna. It was freaking hilarious. I really didn't think I'd like it, but there was some funny shit in it, even more than the commercials portray. The Kostanz and I had a nice, long talk too which was cool. I think I love her....raaaarrrr....
And....well...that's it. Pretty action-packed eh?
Posted By: AK
Tuesday, July 16, 2002 -
01:30 p.m.
i wonder if hollie, jane and tyler found anyone to go to wonderland with them. if not, hollie's a third wheel! ha
my kiddie pool weighs a ton. well, at least a few hundred pounds, as we calculated yesterday. my dad and i attempted to empty it out this morning. it SO didn't work. the plug thing at the bottom that's there for emptying doesn't work too well, as the grass doesn't absorb water all that fast. then my dad decided we'd BAIL it out. after about 15 minutes he realized just how much water is in it. i'm supposed to find some way to empty it out before 3:30. hmmmm....
i want to do something fun tonight. i really feel like going mini-putting. or go-karting. but i know the latter is too expensive, and i dunno how much mini-putting costs. and i only have 10 bucks. boo. i hate budgeting...
yay! ak's back. are we EVER gonna get the bios up? we need to schedule a time to do pictures and stuff....
Posted By: jess
Tuesday, July 16, 2002 -
10:30 a.m.
Jane, you do things to be difficult.
Death to you. ARG!
Posted By: Dan
Monday, July 15, 2002 -
11:55 p.m.
Our email password fucking sucks. I hate the caps. Therefore, to be just like Dan, I changed the password. Its the same password as the email one, just without any caps. Caps suck.
hheheheh and Dan said "it will not be changed back"
hahhahahah
Posted By: Jane
Monday, July 15, 2002 -
03:12 p.m.
Word!
I haven't seen or talked to any of you jerks for awhile! I got back from camp lastnight & proceeded to go out for food with Jenn, then hit up the hottub, old school style.
Camp was decent. It had it's high points and low points, but I've got about a million stories to tell, too many to write on here. I'm sure I'll se you guys soon & then I'll give you the low-down.
Oh yea, and I got a jet-ski at my cottage. Pretty rockin' eh? Peace.
Posted By: A to the motherfuckin' K
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
10:18 p.m.
Sorry 'shit disturbers'[clever name as it is...], but I have changed the password.
Howarders, it is our email password. It shall not be changed back. If it is, the oh so witty 'disturbers' will degrade our precious page. They are hacks.
Posted By: Dan
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
08:50 p.m.
*sigh* so shall we change the password again?
bloop bloop. i'm bored. i just came home from dinner with adam's family at the keg. i was fun. we almost got colin drunk enough to have an emotional breakdown. not to mention him mom was joking about him having hemmorhoids while the hot waitress (or so he thought) was clearing the table. hehe
i finished my book. fall on your knees, i think its called? i honestly can't remember. anyways, it was pretty good. kinda slow, and LONG but interesting. now i can start confessions of a shopaholic!! yay
when can i meet tyler?
Posted By: jess
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
08:50 p.m.
*sigh* so shall we change the password again?
bloop bloop. i'm bored. i just came home from dinner with adam's family at the keg. i was fun. we almost got colin drunk enough to have an emotional breakdown. not to mention him mom was joking about him having hemmorhoids while the hot waitress (or so he thought) was clearing the table. hehe
i finished my book. fall on your knees, i think its called? i honestly can't remember. anyways, it was pretty good. kinda slow, and LONG but interesting. now i can start confessions of a shopaholic!! yay
when can i meet tyler?
Posted By: jess
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
07:31 p.m.
jane you silly slut, how dare you assume that you know who we are?
Posted By: the shit disturbers
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
07:27 p.m.
Stupid passwords. You smelly fuckers..
So, Ty-bo is tall? Pfft, but can he touch his toes? I can. So Janey, I am still your one and only mushroom-cut. Also, your mom is a babe.
Posted By: Dan
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
11:41 a.m.
Ok... the password has been changed back due to no one blogging. Jenn and Crystal... no more bloggging!
Posted By: Jane
Sunday, July 14, 2002 -
12:29 a.m.
today i:
-got jane's mom to quit peter pan's for me by calling in, pretending to be my mom and saying i have a family crisis, and am being detained, and won't be returning to work.
-met tyler. he's very tall and speaks funny.
-saw men in black II. it fucking sucked. i laughed a whole two times.
-bought bridget jones' diary with a gift certificate from chapters that mike got me for my birthday. last year.
-contemplated buying choke because it's out in paperback.
-saw a deer with huge antlers on the way to work.
-saw terris, and talked to him for a moment while jane, tyler and i were in downtown hamilton.
Posted By: hollie
Saturday, July 13, 2002 -
02:39 p.m.
Oh, and Howard's Birthday is coming up.
Posted By: Dan
Saturday, July 13, 2002 -
02:35 p.m.
My suggestion, is to change our password to the Howard e-mail password. Everyone knows it, and it's not something too Jane-esque.
Camping was fun. Much talk of masturbation. I got punched in the face.
Posted By: Dan
Saturday, July 13, 2002 -
11:58 a.m.
Jess...... we can always change it back!
Posted By: Jane
Saturday, July 13, 2002 -
09:58 a.m.
i think jane's changing the password just killed howard. somebody pleaaaaase blog!
hollie, how was the show last night? i'm sorry i left you to be the sole girly one. adam really wasn't feeling very well. he was lying down in his room until like 10-ish. then he tried to teach me chess. actually, he did teach me but i still suck and chess is boring :P.
alright i'm done done done.
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 11, 2002 -
11:38 p.m.
i hate my brother. i was fully intending to go to bed early tonight as i'm exhausted, but nooooo james needs someone to edit his essay that he's JUST STARTED! fucking fag. i'm going to kill him.
my mom bought me a bra today. woo! (i'm sorry i never called you hollie, i went to the mall with my mom to buy the said bra, but i'm sure you didn't notice :)
i'm excited, because i realized that kumon's closed for like three weeks this summer. yay! i get a real vacation! i think we should plan a fun, lots of people camping trip. that is, if people can get time off work and stuff. it'd be sooo much fun though.
when does dan get back? or ak for that matter?
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 11, 2002 -
09:45 p.m.
Look everyone!!! Im being like Dan!
Because the shit disturbers (Ahem.. Cystal and Jen) are not allowed to be on here.... I changed the password! You can find out the new password by emailing/phoning/icq-ing/visiting me! HHAHAHAH Im soooo Dan!
Me and Jess had lunch today. We also ran into Sean and Brent who also work downtown. We also bought books.
Today I almost saw a lady get hit by a car/fall over in the middle of a street. There I was, just indexing wills, when I heard a siren. Of course, longing for distractions, I went to the window to see if I could spot the ambulance race by. Instead I saw it pull up to this lady laying in the middle of the street. I gawked for about fifteen minutes when they finally hauled her away. I dont think it was serious as they took their time. Either that or they WERENT paramedics but government agents who, after assassinated said woman (possibly rouge agent) from a nearby rooftop, "collected" the evidence. Little did they know that they were being observed by a lowly legal administrative assistant, seventeen floors up...
When people arent being hurt, I watch trains.
Posted By: Laura
Thursday, July 11, 2002 -
02:35 p.m.
let's do something tonight!! i'm sad that i had to miss men in black II when everyone went. except i heard taht i didn't miss much, except christine's intense love for talking animals.
last night mike and i rented a walk to remember, and i bawled. more than i ever have at a movie. but not because of the movie, because of the book. i knew what was going to happen so i'd get all emotional and teary eyed. it was good none the less.
and i'm excited tyler's coming. he's going to be scared of me.
Posted By: hollie
Thursday, July 11, 2002 -
02:35 p.m.
let's do something tonight!! i'm sad that i had to miss men in black II when everyone went. except i heard taht i didn't miss much, except christine's intense love for talking animals.
last night mike and i rented a walk to remember, and i bawled. more than i ever have at a movie. but not because of the movie, because of the book. i knew what was going to happen so i'd get all emotional and teary eyed. it was good none the less.
and i'm excited tyler's coming. he's going to be scared of me.
Posted By: hollie
Thursday, July 11, 2002 -
09:47 a.m.
ooooooh that IS exciting that tyler's coming!! we can see just how much MORE of a hick he is than you jane. yay :)
i'm going to have lunch with laura today. she's going to be waiting for me on a street corner. i hope she doesn't get mugged before i get there...
is anybody doing anything tonight??
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 10, 2002 -
10:47 p.m.
We are here! The all-knowing shit disturbers of the World Wide Web. We thought it high time that the unsuspecting public become aware of the secret lives of your idols - the Howarders.
A.K.
Contrary to popular belief, A.K. actually stands for Angelica Kack. She/He is the feature attraction at "Firelight", the after-hours Wannakita club for transexual kitchen workers.
Jess
Has uncontrollable urges to enter into a highly sexual relationship with George W. Bush and Michael Jackson. In her ultimate fantasy, this encounter would be videotaped by none other than Martha Stewart.
Dan
Refuses to let go of his troublesome eyebrow ring - for sexual purposes. I do not think we need to go into futher detail.
Jane
Wants us to believe that she goes away to "school" for 7 months of the year for educational purposes, however her absence is due to a severe case of genital herpes. Hers is a strain only found in Antigonish, and is treatable only by attatching live jellyfish to the pubic area for lengthly periods of time. Painful, yes, but necessary for all of our safety.
Hollie
Never went to the "cottage". Her reasoning for the lengthly departure? A debilitating hatred for all Howard members which caused her to, on doctor's orders, leave the country for exactly one week's time.
Laura
Our fear of the FBI prevents us from revealing Laura's past history of internet offences.
That is all the shit we have to report for this update.
Posted By: the shit disturbers
Wednesday, July 10, 2002 -
10:16 p.m.
Tyler will be here in 3 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His plane comes in at 4pm on Saturday... how exciting!!! You guys can ask him all the haymaking questions you want! Ooh Im excited.
Im going to rent A Walk To Remember for me and my mommy.
Posted By: Jane
Tuesday, July 9, 2002 -
05:43 p.m.
somebody just came in and bought a hustler. for a split second, i thought natalie portman was on the cover. the first thought that came through my head was "why wouldn't she do playboy instead??"
work is boring. my feet hurt. i'm craving sandwiches and mashed potatoes. i want one from fortinos but i'm pretty sure my mom's making me dinner. maybe she'll make me a sandwich??
freaking medication is SO expensive. diediedie. and now i have to remember to take two MORE pills a day. i'm taking an acid reliever for my allergies. does that make ANY sense??
im' going to eat some pringles now.
Posted By: jess
Monday, July 8, 2002 -
11:57 a.m.
Hey! Camping was super fun, although my feet are about to break off they are sooo burnt. Its unbearable. I have the best plan for if my work gets mad at me!!! Wahoo.
Early Sunday morning, I got Hollie to call my work at say she was my mom, and that she was letting me sleep because I was up all night with stomach cramps. That would have worked, if only they didnt already know I was going camping. So anyway, this is my plan... even my dad thinks its good. Hopefully, since I dont work again till Wednesday, they will have forgot about it. BUT.. if they say something... I am going to say "Oh my god, Im sooo sorry about that. My mom is retarded". Im going to go on and tell them how I have ALWAYS had stomach problems and have gone to doctors and hospitals for sooo many tests (which is true), and then Ill say I really WAS up half the night with them, but that I was still planning on coming to work. Ill say my mom decided that since I was going camping I needed my sleep, and that she decided to call in for me, without even asking me and that when I woke up at 1:00 pm, she informed me. Hahahah Im a genius. I just hope it works.
I just registered for my classes. Im super scared cause First term I am doing an overload and taking 6 courses. I did it cause 2 classes I really wanted are both 3 credit, and both only offered first term. I think it will be ok, cause I think I will super love one (cult studies) and I also have a bird course (Film and Fiction aka Monday Night at the Movies). The best part is... that 2nd term I will only have four classes so I will have Fridays and Wednesdays off! Wahoo!
Posted By: Jane
Monday, July 8, 2002 -
10:41 p.m.
I'M SO BORED!
i think it's just because this is the first time since, like, last thursday that i haven't been around someone, or had to do something. i had the cottage thing all last week, and the camping thing this weekend. which, by the way, was super fun. it was a little troublesome in the beggining, as jess mentioned, but we all got super drunk and yelled things which we shouldn't have, and spent the day at the beach and had scary stalkers, and were samurai warriors, and got jamacian. well i did at least. all the other suckers got burnt. ooo and crystal successfully changed races.
well jess, then jane has your blanket because it would have been in her car. but don't worry, we DID pack it. and jane, i don't think i was the one who handed you the long island ice tea mix, but i could be wrong. we definatly have to buy another one. those things are so good.
i have the car tommorow and wednesday. goody!
this weekend sucks. i hate it. i work friday 12-8, saturday 12-8, sunday 9-9. die die die. but i might be working with crystal on sunday at peter pans, which would be awesome. i still might possibly die. but only...15 more shifts left. dammit. that's more than i though. oh well. that's still like only 2 full weeks of work. maybe i'll tell them i'm moving to toronto a full month early and i'll only work until the end of july. that would be so delicious.
i think i'll go to bed now, since there's nothing to do. g'night.
Posted By: hollie
Monday, July 8, 2002 -
08:42 p.m.
hollie and jane, you sluts, my blanket was NOT in my bag :P. so i hope its with one of you. because i like my blanket. and it gets cold without it.
sooooooo. camping was fun! even though we had SO many troubles along the way, and i'm not going to write all about it because that'll take too long and i haven't showered yet. BUT i'll write about all the problems: the stupid people in our site before us decided NOT to leave by 2 when they were supposed to, and took freaking forever to leave. and we (or i) locked the keys in the car, and then we realized we forgot the tent pegs and hollie and jane had to go into town to look for them for an HOUR and then came back with wooden sticks from a church garden. then jane found the pegs. and such and such. but it was still fun. and hollie and jane can write other stories. bloop'!
Posted By: jess
Monday, July 8, 2002 -
01:55 p.m.
What? Only me in 24 hours? Disgusting. Where's Laura to help revive this oh-so-lame blog that Howard has become? She has many tales to speak of. She went to the beach yesterday.
I am no longer grounded from the car. I went to Dairy Queen last night, and was laughed at for getting a diet coke. This morning I've done nothing but laundry and clean the garage. Whoo. Hoo? Nope.
Posted By: Dan
Sunday, July 7, 2002 -
01:15 p.m.
Ladies, I hope you all get raped by grizzlies. Big ones.
Have fun.
Ugh, I find out about that job on Monday. It was supposed to be Saturday, but the smelly manager decided to take the weekend off. So I have to wait until she was back. I even WENT IN to Winners, instead of just calling. Fuck that now. I'll call Monday. Oh, and I will be gone for three days next week. Excellent. We're going cottaging. Delicious. So anyways, I'm just chillin' today. Kinda bored, but it's one and I just woke up.
My mother got so drunk last night, and has a brutal hangover. She's asleep. Lush.
Posted By: Dan
Sunday, July 7, 2002 -
10:19 a.m.
go camping go camping go!
i'm excited. jane decided to call in sick so we're leaving at noon instead of like 5, so we get to swim TWO days. last night we went grocery shopping and made lists of what we're supposed to bring (we're taking soooo much stuff for one night!). my bag is big. i hope it fits in your car jane. with the rest of the stuff. bloop!
dan, when do you find out if you got your job of not?
i think i'm done. i don't actually have anything to write about, so yea. be back tomorrow night!
Posted By: jess
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
07:43 p.m.
Yeah Dan Dan the Winners man...
Hollie: at least your sister put your clothes back. Mine hides them so she can get multiple wear out of them. Last week I found a shirt in her room which has been missing for two years. TWO YEARS! And now I can't find it again. It's just a black tank top, I dont know why she doesnt get her own. Oh, I'm glad you hit her.
And my house WAS hot... but not all the time. Just for the beginning of last week when it was 40C (w/ humidex). Even my mom admitted it was hot and slept outdoors (where it was cooler). But now it's all nice and plesant like summer should be. For those compassionate people who CARE, the AC should be fixed by next week.
Last night I had a dream that Hollie, Jess, Dan and I had airplane tickets. We used one set to go to San Antino Texas where there was a huge party. Once we got back everyone wanted to go to Vietnam. Well actually just Jane, everyone else was just going along with it. I wanted to go to Ireland. Eventually I just refused to go to Vietnam b/c there would be nothing to do and that we needed special passports to get there b/c it was a communist state. Anyways I just went to Ireland by myself where I ended up being in the Second Harry Potter movie which differed drastically from the books which made me pissed off. Then you guys in 'Nam couldnt get in and had to fly back home. Then somehow ended up in Ireland and Jessica was mad the movie didnt follow the books either.
It's scary that this dream is so clear. When I woke up I would have sworn it really happened. Oh yeah at one point we got lossed in the airport in Texas and some guy with a gun was stalking us.
Tomorrow Erin and I are going to try and go to a beach. Yeah beach!
You know what I want to see? Spy Kids deux. Hahaha little spies.
Posted By: Laura
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
04:58 p.m.
that's funny that you actually hit her. i wish i could hit my brother without him killing me. did you get it LOTS of trouble?
so, i'm trying to make a pathetic deposit of my $66 dollar paycheck from kumon, when the fucking instant banking machine just turns OFF. then it takes like 20 minutes to re-boot, and i get my receipt, but not my card. so i call the "complaints" line, get transferred to telephone banking, am in the middle of getting my card cancelled, when my cell phone reception cuts out. and i don't actually KNOW the number for telephone banking because i got TRANSFERRED. so i go home, find the number, call again, get a different lady and tell her what happened. "alright, we'll see what we can do. what's the number of your bank card?" I DON'T KNOW. ITS IN THE MACHINE! "oh......right". damn sluts. so i currently have NO access to cash until the next business day, so i think i'll have to get advance on my work paycheck so i can give you (jane and hollie) money for camping stuff.
anyways, on a happier note, we're having sausages for dinner. jenn and adam are coming over. i'm excited. hollie, we'll call you afterwards or something, i'm sure we can plan stuff to do? oh, and we need to go to sobey's for hot dogs and marshmallows and such. though we can probably get alot of the stuff at my store. hmmmm......maybe we could get it at the store and then that would be my share of the alcohol money? because i have none? i dunno, we'll talk later
i'm STARVING. time to rare up the barbeque and possibly burn my house down.
Posted By: jess
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
01:27 p.m.
I'm glad you enjoyed beating your sister. Violence Rules.
I have to pay to get my cd player fixed. Shit. I don't have any money. Oh well. Beat someone else for me. Like homo-Mike.
Posted By: Dan
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
11:35 a.m.
ooh. i got in lots of trouble because i actually did punch my sister today. and slapped her. and broke a picture frame of hers. i'm violent! wahoo!
and did you know that on leah's page the pictures of us are up? i didn't know that you met peter, dan. your day sounded like fun.
i am eating macaroni and cheese and i am then going to go to blacks to get my pictures developed. wahoo! what's going on tonight?
Posted By: hollie
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
10:47 a.m.
its not like you couldn't have made up stuff to blog about during the week dan? you do plenty of other times. SLUT! but i'm excited winners will possibly hire you. christine got an interview at chapters too. a few nights ago, i had a dream you both got jobs. however, in my dream you got a job at a camp (and were leaving the next day) and christine got a job at a warehouse. haha.
i woke up angry this morning because i had stupid dreams that pissed me off. but then i went downstairs and remembered the giant amount of good food we got at fortinos yesterday and it made me happy again :). yum yum yum wagonwheels.
my back doesn't hurt. or itch. so HA to all of you!
Posted By: jess
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
10:19 a.m.
Hollie, glad you had the fun.
Your sister is a sloppy little bastard, isn't she? That sucks a lot. Don't punch her in the stomach, punch her in the face, until she's dead. Or punch her in the throat. That's always a winner.
I had nothing to blog about for the whole week. Now I have much to blog of!
Yesterday I got sunburnt, and it was awesome. I went swimming for like 3 hours, then went down to Bayfront Park and rollberbladed for like 6km. Then I played an hour long game of pick-up soccer with 6 of my friends and three little Mexican kids. We couldn't pronounce their names, so we called them, 'yellow-shirt' 'red-shirt' and 'headband'. They were very quick. They were running for pesos.
Then we went swimming again at night. I am very sore today. Egads.
Winner's is going to Hire me! Probably. They are desperate for people right now. Delicious. I will also get my CD player fixed. Rockin'. Later Fools.
Posted By: Dan
Saturday, July 6, 2002 -
12:43 a.m.
i'm so fucking pissed to shit right now. when i was away my sister apparently wore all my clothes, didn't wear any of hers, and let her friends borrow all my clothes. even my good jean skirt with the suede tie ups. which, by the way, is super fitting, and if she streched it at all, her little fat fuck friend, she is going to end up with a black eye. both her and my sister. apparently she was waddling to the bus stop in it because it was so tight on her. she shouldn't have worn it obviously! grrr. and she wore my shoes!!! GROSS GROSS GROSS. and there is a fucking CHOCOLATE stain on my yellow sheets. somebody slept in my bed and got chocolate in it. she's fucking buying me new sheets. all my picture frames and crap were messed up, and stuff in my drawers were not folded. i haven't seen my sister yet but she is seriously dead. i will punch her in the stomach.
jane just told me all of this information tonight. nicole is being pulled out of bed by her hair tommorow morning. oh holy lord.
anyways you guys suck at blogging. jessica is the only worthy howard member. laura, you're the biggest snob ever. hehe. lots of people don't have air conditioning. or computers. how are you going to do something like backpack across europe if you can't stand a little hot weather in the 2 upper floors of your house? dan, you're a lazy tard who never blogs.
cottage was fun. pinery should be fun. tonight was fun. i am mad.
Posted By: hollie
Friday, July 5, 2002 -
11:51 p.m.
i hope now that hollie's back the rest of howard decides to take some initiative and blog. sluts!
i think i got my FIRST EVER burn today at bronte creek. or at least i'm told its a burn. i refuse to completely believe it until it starts to hurt/itch like i hear they do. we'll find out tomorrow i suppose.
tonight was fun. we went to the LCBO and kelsey's and i had a burger. mmmm i love summer food. and they "accidentally" forgot to put the alcohol in christine's cranberry spritzer. tsk tsk. also today, i went grocery shopping with my mom and bought a multitude of frozen dinners. and sausages. i'm excited. i'm hoping the honey ones taste like the ones they used to have at the sausage house at the mall before it closed down. delicious!
i'm exhausted. sun and water seem to tire me out extremely easily. so on that note, i'm going to bed. and when i wake up and check this page, i better not be staring at what i just wrote!
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
10:56 p.m.
Yeah! Jess and I just booked a campsite for Sunday night. Im excited! We decided that we better book it now... cause it was an awesome camp site and there wasnt many left. We can always cancel if no one can come. Wahoo!
So girls... if you want to come camping Sunday night were leaving at about 5:30. WAhoo.
Posted By: Jane
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
10:56 p.m.
Yeah! Jess and I just booked a campsite for Sunday night. Im excited! We decided that we better book it now... cause it was an awesome camp site and there wasnt many left. We can always cancel if no one can come. Wahoo!
So girls... if you want to come camping Sunday night were leaving at about 5:30. WAhoo.
Posted By: Jane
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
10:13 p.m.
ooh, ooh, i wanna go. oh wait, that means i have to get kumon off. oh well, i still wanna go. but i don't know if i can get tuesday off, because james is already working for me tomorrow as i'm going to bronte creek....hmmm. well tell me if you guys are planning on camping and whatnot
Posted By: jess
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
10:13 p.m.
Change of Plans... if Camping is instore for us as well as swimming... we will have to go Saturday night, at about 5:30 (Im off work at 5:00)! There are no camp sites for Monday night, but I found some good ones for Sunday night. I think it would be super fun! We could go up Sunday night, get hammered... and swim all Monday. How exciting! Everyone get off work ok?
Im sure Hollie wont mind calling Peter Pans and telling them she cant come in... since she loves it sooo much and all.
Hmmmmm this would be sooo fun! Anyway.. Jess and Friends, can back to me really really SOON! Like as soon as you get this ok?
Ps. Does anyone know if there is a phone number up at Hollies Cottage?
Posted By: Jane
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
09:12 p.m.
Whores! Unfortunately due to my daily job I cannot attend. Poops. Why didntppl do this last week, I say?
Posted By: Laura
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
08:37 p.m.
Jess, Laura, and other girls. Hollie and I are planning to go to Grand Bend and swim at the Pionery (a provincial park) on Monday. Its super nice there. Im driving and I can fit 3 people besides Hollie and I. So who wants to come? Also... Im thinking of making it a camping trip if Hollie and everyone else can get Tuesday off... or at least Tuesday afternoon. It would be really really fun to camp for one night. What do you guys think?
Posted By: Jane
Thursday, July 4, 2002 -
12:22 p.m.
if anyone is interested, crystal, jenn and i wanted to round up some people to go to bronte creek (or something) tomorrow!! if you're interested, call one of us today!! it'll be fun! :)
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 -
11:39 a.m.
also, there's a "discover laurier" thing at laurier next weekend. but its an overnight stay-type thing. think i should go? anyone??
Posted By: jess
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 -
11:25 a.m.
i want to know where i'm living!!! :P
i don't really have anything to say because nobody else blogs. you sluts! dan, jane, where are you??? i'm going strawberry picking tomorrow. i'm excited. and i think i'm going to make jam. ummmmmm.......yea. laura's a slut.
Posted By: jess
Tuesday, July 2, 2002 -
09:24 p.m.
I swear to god hotmail just thanked me for sending mail.
Or its too hot.
Jess you slut. You guilted me into doing this. The computer room is the hottest place in the house (as they expell all the hot air into the room and thus its like the heater is on). Then I was too lazy/hot to come over. Oh more guilt. Lalalalalala. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
I GOT A SEMISUITE WITH HANNA AT YORK! FUN! PRIVATE WASHROOMS! Well semiprivate. We're in a four person suite. Still four ppl vs. fifteen is good. great. wonderful.
Everyone at work tells me my job is soo dull. Its not. Why? a) since I just finished reading Enigma, about code breaking in WW2, (and my outfit was forties-ish today) I pretend I'm not typing wills but intercepting code from the Germans. Then I sashe down the halls and file it in the ancient, hidden, mysetious vault.
b) Try to look for hidden clues to see if a person was murdered. I.E death close to date will was signed. mysterious change of will etc.
c) try to think of the person i'm writing, invent a little life.
d) constantly wow myself with the old wills (1937!) and the ones my grandfather made (now dead for ten years) which was weird b/c I didnt even realize it was him at first. All of his old clients were turned over to my dad. I wonder if he (ie mr. s) ever gets sad thinking about it.
e) keep out of the way of the guy who threatens to dismember me if I touch his mug (which is green with a duck on it).
Posted By: Laura
Tuesday, July 2, 2002 -
09:24 p.m.
I swear to god hotmail just thanked me for sending mail.
Or its too hot.
Jess you slut. You guilted me into doing this. The computer room is the hottest place in the house (as they expell all the hot air into the room and thus its like the heater is on). Then I was too lazy/hot to come over. Oh more guilt. Lalalalalala. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
I GOT A SEMISUITE WITH HANNA AT YORK! FUN! PRIVATE WASHROOMS! Well semiprivate. We're in a four person suite. Still four ppl vs. fifteen is good. great. wonderful.
Everyone at work tells me my job is soo dull. Its not. Why? a) since I just finished reading Enigma, about code breaking in WW2, (and my outfit was forties-ish today) I pretend I'm not typing wills but intercepting code from the Germans. Then I sashe down the halls and file it in the ancient, hidden, mysetious vault.
b) Try to look for hidden clues to see if a person was murdered. I.E death close to date will was signed. mysterious change of will etc.
c) try to think of the person i'm writing, invent a little life.
d) constantly wow myself with the old wills (1937!) and the ones my grandfather made (now dead for ten years) which was weird b/c I didnt even realize it was him at first. All of his old clients were turned over to my dad. I wonder if he (ie mr. s) ever gets sad thinking about it.
e) keep out of the way of the guy who threatens to dismember me if I touch his mug (which is green with a duck on it).
Posted By: Laura
Monday, July 1, 2002 -
12:07 p.m.
there, i archived. now hollie won't cry when she comes home.
ooh, i forgot to tell you jane, my brother's there today. so maybe you'll experience the coolness of the alliance! yesterday was soooo much fun. we have to hang out at wild waterworks more this summer. and possibly stalk candice kokoski. haha
hey dan, what happened to your "lets blog once a day while hollie and ak are gone" idea??? slut. i would've blogged like six times yesterday but nobody had blogged since MY last one. get moving!
last night, i decided to brave it out and try yet ANOTHER dish from jack astor's. i got pizza. it wasn't too bad. i think i'll have it for lunch today before i go to work...
